Nosebleed anyone? (edited)

I read this from another forum. just wanna share with you guys. sabay-sabay natin isipin kung anung mensahe ang gustong ipahatid ng writer sa kinauukulan. nyhahahaha.

This is a letter from one bar girl to another bar girl whose boyfriend she apparently stole.
Actual letter found in a bar in Malate:


To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.Hindi na ako magtataka kung bakit ka inian ni Dennis. Why? Bakit?What reason you canthink about but you’re very fat body.Anong rason pa ang naiisip mo kundi ang mataba mong katawan (awwwwwwts tagus-tagusan!) I’m thought before that Dennis onlyuse me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t notbeared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first,Inisip ko dati na ginamit lang akong ni Dennis na laruan pero sa bandang huli narealize ko na hindi na pala talaga nya masikmura na makasama ka pa, Dennis say hecould not stand you’re habit of making pakialam Sinabi rin ni Dennis na hindi na nya matagalan ang iyong pakikialamall his walkssa lahat ng kanyang mga lakad (nyahahaha all his walks nga naman! hahaha) and alwayscalling to their house what time he go home orAt pagtatawag-tawag sa bahay nila pra malaman kung anong oras sya umuwi this or that and then he sayhe get ashame to met you iether in school or in his family Nahihiya siyang makipagkita sayo sa paaralan at sa pamilya nyaan d then askingyou to exercise you’re very, very, very fat body at sinabihan ka nyang magehersisyo dahil ang taba, taba,taba ng katawan mo (sumosobra na tong punyemas na babaeng ito eh, bulls eye na naman ako.) but you hate it youthoughth you’re the most prettiest girls ngunit ayaw mo at iniisip mo apng iakw ang pinakamagandang babae he know about what do you thinkyou are ”Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face (to yourthink) you do not have the rigth to called me whatsoever or else differentname one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personalitybecause I’m never call you names before iether in front of Dennis or in thebacks of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I’mdon’t have any other choice but to called you other different name to likeyou are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.Mahiya ka sa katawan mo na kay Buding. (sino si buding?) You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you tome HIndi mo masisisi si dennis kung ka nya ako pinagpalit sayobecause I’m am the more sexier than you when you look to us in themirror.Dahil ams sexy ako sayo tingnan mo pa sa salamin I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl. uulitin kong kamukha mo si ike lozada kung sya ay naging babae.
FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.


Ps. You say that I’m the bad breathe
Sinabi mong mabaho ang hininga ko
But who is Dennis want to kissed.
Pero siuno ang gustong halikan ni Dennis.
Me or you? You or me?
Ako o ikaw? Ikaw o ako?
And the final is me.
At ang pinale ay ako?!

*****ang mga naka blue na font ay ang orihinal na liham ni sexy girl kay Marjie.. ang mga nakapulang font naman ay ang pagttraqnslate ko ayon sa aking pagkakaintindi. may mangilan-ngilang sentences na sadya kong nilaktawan at hindi translate dahil sa wari ko ba’y hindi na kayang arukin ng aking pag-iisip kugn pano ko sya maipapaliwanag dahil hindi ko rin tlaga maintindihan. kaya yan na lang.. hahahaha

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